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  他们苏醒了,他们的苏醒标志着他们苏醒了。

                  他们站在一片草原上面,草原上长满了离离原上草一岁一枯荣野火烧不尽春风吹又生远芳侵古道晴翠接荒城又送王孙去萋萋满别情草。一个叫锄禾日当午汗滴禾下土谁知盘中餐粒粒皆辛苦牌太阳炙烤着他们,突然天空吹来了解落三秋叶能开二月花过江千尺浪入竹万竿斜牌台风,非常帅气。

                  这时,古印度掌管植物杂交的神——孟德尔,降临了。有些人会问,孟德尔不是奥地利的吗。我指的孟德尔是,孟买•新德里•班加罗尔•杂交植物至高神,是古印度的一个神。

                  孟德尔说,“欢迎来到杂交植物乐园,在这里你要为我将二十个故事,合成二十种植物,然后排兵布阵抵御僵尸,最终保护印度文明。”

                  御驾王子说:“你咋不直接保护印度文明嘞,咋着还得叫我们闯关耽误时间。”

                  孟德尔于是给了御驾王子一个耳光说:“去你大爷的,哈夫威是这样写的。”

                  怀特泰戈一看,十分慌张,他就组织着大家讲故事。但这次的故事十分困难,因为是印度神话杂交版,他们的故事也得有着相应的杂交。

                  这里面有一个人叫飞机侠,十分帅气,他大喊,“咱们不去乞拉朋齐了,咱们坐飞机到泰国的‘天使之城,宏伟之城,永恒的宝石之城,永不可摧的因陀罗之城,世界上赋予九个宝石的宏伟首都,快乐之城,充满著像似统治转世神之天上住所的巍峨皇宫,一座由因陀罗给予、毗湿奴建造的城市。’”

                  众人一看,woc又是因陀罗又是毗湿奴的,这肯定是印度城市啊,怎么成泰国的了,原来泰国也是印……哦不好意思。

                  他们十分开心,全跟着飞机侠润了。

                  孟德尔看见全基霸跑了,他完不成杂交印度神话的任务了,他于是念动了自动选人咒语

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                  嗯,不好意思,这个不是自动选人咒语。这是中病毒了。

                  ……

                  不要想歪,家人们。

                  咒语是:“阿卡拉把卡拉。”

                  结果选中了自带主角光环的,御驾王子,怀特泰戈和航母薇薇迷。

                  孟德尔乎了御驾王子说:“长成这雕样还想跑,给我将第一个印度神话故事!”

                  “第一个故事是不是胡求讲也行。”

                  “✓”

                  于是,御驾王子讲了第一个故事……

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